say that you're a virgin with grace
so beauty, so fresh

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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Posted 2 days ago with 61195 notes , ©naotakunn

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

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Posted 1 week ago with 402160 notes , ©think-thank-thunk

2pac2fearious replied to your photo:hello friends i have hiatus’d from this account…

WELCOME BACK oh man you have the same tumb avatar as another friend of mine you have no idea how confusing that was

i will have to kill your friend now.

spookyscraplet replied to your photo:hello friends i have hiatus’d from this account…

OMG IM SO GLAD YOUR OKAY I WAS REALLY WORRIED

DONT WORRY BB GURL *poses with explosion in background* sheets cool B)

Posted 1 week ago with 1 notes
hello friends i have hiatus’d from this account for awhile in order to work on ASK BLOG and getting to diamond 5 on league of legends ((so much wasted time laAMAO))
…so yeah :-0 HI GUYS

hello friends i have hiatus’d from this account for awhile in order to work on ASK BLOG and getting to diamond 5 on league of legends ((so much wasted time laAMAO))

…so yeah :-0 HI GUYS

Posted 1 week ago with 4 notes
blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

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hey-rogby:

"Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming"

You ask for 5 or 6 newcomers, or just 1

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serenity-in-a-fantasy:

I loved this part

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Posted 3 months ago with 4079 notes , ©serenity-in-a-fantasy

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via spookyscraplet)

whethervane:

friendlytroll:

anxietypizza:

Important

IM SO UPSET

[HORRIBLE INEXPLICABLE NOISES]

[CRYING]

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Posted 3 months ago with 10973 notes , ©ghostburritos

glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

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Posted 3 months ago with 126602 notes , ©glassbonespaperskin
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tsuguii:

Ohhh :3

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Posted 3 months ago with 3485 notes , ©tsuguii

Anonymous said: in that league gif you reblogged the lucian still got the tower. you can see it starting to explode at the end of it. of course it only makes the video slightly less humorous

but.. but the tower surviving then dying isnt the good part!! :0c it was janna getting THAT RADICAL KILL THAT WAS LIKE “YAAASSSSS” »>:0

Posted 3 months ago with 1 notes
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Anonymous said: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

Posted 3 months ago with 77915 notes , ©dokibots