has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
lucky bastards
Oh sure. Working in a dildo factory might seem glamorous at first, but you’re making the classic mistake of mixing business with pleasure. Just look at that woman. She has a massive cock in her hands, but there’s no joy, there’s no passion, dildos are just a job to her now.
why does that dildo look like an actual penis wtf is this photoshop
(Source: 0925home)
Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg
(via creapy)
• WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GLASSES OMFG
• IM LAUGHING SO MUCH IRL RIGHT NOW
“-stumbles in and twerks on ur blog aw yeah make that booty clap on such a good blog- hola mi amiga”
FUCK THAT IS LIKE THE COOLEST ASK EVER
cowpybara asked: the Minaj Badge. all your pokemon are Nicki Minaj. like jynx
WE ALSO HAVE ANOTHER WINNER JESUS CHRIST
Anonymous asked: -stumbles in and twerks on ur blog aw yeah make that booty clap on such a good blog- hola mi amiga
oh my fucking god
dunsparsosphere asked: the Ladies Badge. all your pokemon are Ladies. like jynx
we have a winner already
we.. we already have a winner
• If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and signature Pokémon
(Source: chadleymacguff, via dunsparsosphere)
(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via mostlytumbler)
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
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